Fill in the form on the right to join my mailing list, and once every two months I’ll draw a form at random and write a short story based on it dedicated to whoever you want it dedicated to. You could be the lucky/ unlucky person depending on which way you look at it.

The copyright of the story is mine, as one day I may stick loads in an anthology if they’re not awful, and I don’t want people banging on my door.

These can be anything that has to be in the story from a characteristic to an object/ animal.
I will likely ignore this